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  • Philowixian - ge
    has long been a goal of the Philolexian Society Like the man escaped from Plato s allegorical cave we Philolexians seek only the purest illumination of Earthly forms Clearly your light bulbs aspire to the same depth of perception that all Philolexians crave the understanding of purest essence that transcends knowledge and brings the lucky philosopher into the realm of the Good In earlier times such understanding could be achieved only through rigorous training in the dialectic method and the occasional homosexual orgy but thanks to the color enhanced full spectrum light of GE Reveal light bulbs all the philosophically inclined among us can ascend to a higher plane of truth in object perception The questing scholarly inquiry eminent in our weekly debates demands lighting supplies of equal metaphysical ambition and we firmly believe GE Reveal light bulbs specifically made to filter out yellow rays that hide life s true colors capable of rising to this challenge I have been charged with the duty of informing you of this designation which we hope you will deem an honor Though the Philolexian Society established in 1802 is Columbia s oldest student organization and one of the oldest literary societies in the

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  • Philowixian - halls
    over feel cooler has long been a goal of the Philolexian Society Our emphasis on loquacity demands that all vocal faculties and by extension that most irritating little spot right at the top of the throat that always stays sore even after assault with a variety of other medications remain in full working condition at all times Surprise ambush by throat pain could prove deadly during a debate fortunately Halls with Advanced Vapor Action goes to work immediately to rebutt that insidious scratchy throat We adults and children five years and over of the Philolexian Society require the finest in throat care Like that fluffy cat in the Fancy Feast commercials that will only eat out of a crystal goblet Philolexians have a long tradition of demanding the highest level of quality and purity in cough drop ingredients Only Halls complete with Blue 1 eucalyptus oil glucose syrup sucrose and the sublimely specific flavoring can satisfy our exacting standards I have been charged with the duty of informing you of this designation which we hope you will deem an honor Though the Philolexian Society established in 1802 is Columbia s oldest student organization and one of the oldest literary societies

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  • Philowixian - honda
    convenient size and weight and can move freely within the human living environment all with a people friendly design New Asimo Walking Technology would allow the Philolexian Society to exist more easily in the human living environment Allowing Philos of the future to work in harmony with people while avoiding obstructions on their own may seem a daunting task but with Asimo s advanced technology and design Philos of all ages could approach upon yon podilectern with unprecedented poise Stability in response to sudden movements also proves of great importance to Philolexians We Philos must be eternally ready not only for such quotidian disturbances as angry business students outside Uris Hall and aggressive old ladies wielding grocery carts but also disruptions of the more stealthy sort Asimo s steadfast reliability in the face of such challenges as a human sized tree branch on the bench with the order to disprove its existence would doubtless prove indispensable to the Society I have been charged with the duty of informing you of this designation which we hope you will deem an honor Though the Philolexian Society established in 1802 is Columbia s oldest student organization and one of the oldest literary societies

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  • Philowixian - kellogg
    its members voted to name Kellogg s Cracklin Oat Bran the Official Breakfast Cereal of the Society Our reasons for making this designation stem from our belief that said cereal exemplifies the spirit of our organization in the way that it strives to make healthful beneficent nutrients palatable through the use of more outwardly attractive elements such as a sweet taste and a pleasant crunch Similarly we at Philo promote the seemingly bland intellectual goal of personal enrichment by combining it with an iconoclastic attitude and a flair for the dramatically absurd designed to appeal to the simple and unsophisticated human desire to laugh I have been charged with the duty of informing you of this designation which we hope you will deem an honor Though the Philolexian Society established in 1802 is Columbia s oldest student organization and one of the oldest literary societies in the country it has never before seen fit to name an official breakfast cereal The undeniable kindred spirit between your corporation and our society manifest in Cracklin Oat Bran drove us to break all precedent in this case We hope that it will also facilitate friendly contact between us in the future I thank

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  • Philowixian - lalooks
    Creating an individual and highly stylized look has long been a goal of the Philolexian Society While dressing up for meetings is always encouraged many of us Philolexians find ourselves at eight o clock on a Thursday night craving that extra something to distinguish us from the rest of the Lerner Hall crowd Finding such a distinctive component of personal style can prove a monumental task but with a hair gel so fine as L A Looks none would ever mistake us for the ISO or that breakdancing club that meets outside the auditorium And what lover of great literature and heady discourse could resist such alluring facets as hair strengthening compound with activated panthenol which would increase the Philolexian Society s resistance to breakage and damage caused by overheating As losing members to spontaneous combustion might harm our efforts to acquire halls and better funds we kindly request that you aid us posthaste in our quest for best results I have been charged with the duty of informing you of this designation which we hope you will deem an honor Though the Philolexian Society established in 1802 is Columbia s oldest student organization and one of the oldest literary

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  • Philowixian - mcdonalds
    recognition of its ability to remind consumers of exactly where apple pie comes from and how it is made You have set a fine example for young debaters always to be aware of fundamentals before delving into the complicated and sometimes esoteric concepts of our discussions I have been charged with the duty of informing you of this designation which we hope you will deem an honor Though the Philolexian Society established in 1802 by associates of Alexander Hamilton is Columbia s oldest student organization and one of the oldest literary societies in the country it has never before seen fit to name an official baked apple pie The undeniable kindred spirit between your company and our society manifest in McDonald s Baked Apple Pie drove us to break all precedent in this case We hope that it will also lead to friendly contact between us in the future Indeed we are currently soliciting nominations for products to serve as our official fried apple pie boiled apple pie or broiled apple pie Unfortunately your Baked Apple Pie is ineligible since it is baked However if you have any other products which fit one of these descriptions or any products which

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  • Philowixian - nike
    fool the chicken Quand un poulet dans cet environ devient fache il vous chassera When a chicken in this neighborhood gets angry it will chase you down Nous Philolexiennes croyons en maintenir un avantage firme intellectuellement et physiquement sur le poulet incendi certainement que les chausseures a courir Nike Presto nous aideraient dans cet assignation We Philolexians believe in maintaining a firm advantage both intellectual and physical over incensed poultry Nike Presto running shoes would surely aid us in this assignation Le defait ruse de poulets faches a ete longtemps un objectif clef de la societe The crafty defeat of angry chickens has long been a goal of the society La triomphe eventuelle de l homme commun commerciel a ete une source continuelle d inspiration pour nous dans nos efforts de gagner de l espace dans L Enfer Alfred Lerner comme ce soit The eventual triumph of the commercial everyman in vanquishing the bird has been a continual source of inspiration to us in our quest for space in Alfred Lerner Hell as it were Bien que peux de mortels puissent tromper le poulet nous pensons que c est essentiel d avoir de chausseures superbes comme Nike Presto pour nous appuyer en accomplissant cet objectif honorable Even though few mortals can fool the chicken we think it essential to have superb running shoes like Nike Presto to support us in accomplishing this lofty objective J ai ete chargee avec l obligation de vous informer de cette designation que nous esperons que vous nommerez un honneur I have been charged with the duty of informing you of this designation which we hope you will deem an honor Bien que la Societe Philoliexienne etablie en 1802 soit l organization plus agee d etudiants a Columbia et une des societes literaires plus agees

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  • Philowixian - nomens
    is not Mr Shiner but Mr X and still bears all the attached duties and responsibilities Mr X and Ms Xan Nowakowski have since retired from the position Mr Lukoff and has assumed their responsibilities Below you ll find links to the letters of all three Update 6 7 2005 Minitrue T Tan HOLY CRAP A nomenclature subject writes back Responses Response from Annie s Homegrown Bunny Pasta With Yummy Cheese the Official Macaroni and Cheese of the Society Selected Letters of Mr Lukoff Letter to Eden Foods Edensoy Extra the Official Soy Milk in a Box of the Society Letter to S C Johnson Son Shout Ultra Gel the Official Laundry Stain Remover of the Society Letter to Annie s Homegrown Bunny Pasta With Yummy Cheese the Official Macaroni and Cheese of the Society Letter to Cleaning Solutions Group Pure Vegetable Pan Coat the Official No Stick Cooking Spray of the Society Letter to Swords of Honor Generation 2 Maximilian Sword and Matching Dagger the Official Broadsword and Accessory of the Society submitted by Joshua Schwartz Selected Letters of Ms Nowakowski Letter to Nike Presto the Official Running Shoe of the Society Letter to L A Looks L A Looks the Official Hair Gel of the Society Letter to Twining English Breakfast Tea the Official Tea of the Society Letter to General Electric G E Reveal Bulbs the Official Light Bulbs of the Society Letter to Warner Lambert Co Halls the Official Cough Drops of the Society Letter to Honda Asimo the Official Humanoid Robot of the Society Letter to Parmalat Parmalat the Official Milk in a Box of the Society Letter to Proctor and Gamble Vicks Vapor Rub the Official Mentholated Ointment of the Society Selected Letters of Mr X Letter to McDonald s Baked Apple Pie the

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